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Thursday, May 13, 2010

Spaghetti Sauce

I wanted to thank all those of you who frequent my Blog and as a reward I am giving you the opportunity to read the following posting.


Its been a few weeks since my last posting, so thought I would give a few updates on the most important recent events in our lives.


Well first of all, my Blog followers have doubled, with numbers reaching the upper 4's (if you include Laura and myself). I am hoping to have five followers within the next month or so, I've got my fingers crossed, literally, which makes it very hard to type. I aim to reach double digits before 2015, assuming that that whole 2012 world ending rumor doesn't come true and shatter my goal.




Also something else very exciting happened today!!! I joined a group on facebook called port-a-potty awareness, which helps raise awareness about the importance of port-a-pottys, and their critical role in society.



I recently discovered the worlds greatest soft ice cream, it can be found at parkers drive in, that's in American Fork. Also I concluded that Orbit, wintermint gum is the best on earth, its very delightful.



I also wanted to discuss one of my many hang ups. Am I the only one who thinks that when a person makes an important announcement that their is an awkward moment that inevitably follows? When an announcement is made the announcer expects all this glory and recognition, and the people who are receiving the announcement feel pressured to give out this glory or recognition even if they don't really care, or care very little. If the announcer doesn't receive sufficient recognition they feel let down. If the announcees give too much recognition the announcer feels like they are faking it. Its a complicated spider web that should be avoided if possible, just thought I would share that with you for no reason in particular.




Now to some juicy news, Laura is totally pregolicious.





For those of you who don't know what that means, she is pregnant! We found out a few weeks ago. I somehow got her to agree that we announce how and when I want so this is it. So to my followers you are the first to find out. Please write your name in the comment box, or email me so I know the order in which you found out.

IMPORTANT:
Most importantly, we chose to let people find out through my blog so please respect our decision and don't go blabbing this news to ANYONE!!! I want them to find out on their own, if you want to share the news please tell them to read my Blog, but please do not tell them directly!

19 comments:

  1. yea!!!!! I am so excited for you guys!!!! what a cute blog post! you are so clever and funny ... and just so you know I frequent your blog every time you post so I better be one of those 4 followers you speak of!! ;) Congratulations on being "prego!" love you guys!!! Lets get together soon!!!!!!!

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  2. Thanks Julia, looks like your the first to find out. And thanks for reading our blog;-)

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  3. I found out before Sarah!! Hooray, more cousins, cousins, cousins!!! Was that too much? Was it enough? Oh I hate these moments!@
    Love, Andy

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  4. CONGRATS to my favorite peeps!!!! and i too better be included in the 4 people who read this awesomeness of a blog. I love the post!

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  5. HOLY CRAP!

    Pregolicious. LOL. You crack me up Fred!

    CONGRATULATIONS!!!!! So excited for you guys. I can't believe Laura didn't crack and tell us on the girls trip!

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  6. Fred, we're the only one's who have posted because everyone else hates your blog. they told me so.

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  7. WAHOOOOOO! Laura and Fred I am SO happy for you guys!!!! Fred, you are an incredible writer, you make me laugh! :) Laura, I too can't believe you didn't tell us on the girl's trip!!! You sure can keep a secret! How exciting :)

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  8. AHA--I knew it, I knew it!! Korey has been waiting for the big announcement, and now I know before him! I knew you needed more than just two. And now you can't end with an odd number of children, so you should either pray for twins or make prego sauce yet again.

    So AWESOME! Keyton and Ashlyn are here with me--they want to know how long until they get to meet their new cousin. When is the big day?

    It's a good think we got our Disneyland trip in early. ;)

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  9. Congrats! I'd say more but I don't want you to think I'm faking it.

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  10. Shamri Wright-

    O YA I CANT WAIT! I CANT BELIVE YOU ARE HAVING ANOTHER BABY!I AM SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO EXCITED!!!!! I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH AND I SURE CANT WAIT VERY MUCH LONGER TO SEE THE NEW COUSIN1

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  11. YES! I CANT WAIT! LOVE, SHAMRI WRIGHT

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  12. I just screamed and woke Ryan up, that's how excited I am! Since our fam is infamous for coming in 3's I guess we'll wait for 2 more prego announcements...or you're having triplets! Yeah!
    Jenny out.

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  13. I was kind of suspicious of this. Seriously. I am not kidding. How far a long? This is so exciting. :)

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  14. Are the fish on the right side of the blog what I think it is suppose to represent?

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  15. Congratulations! Wow, are Charly and Aiden happy about it?

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  16. WOOT WOOT!!!!!!!! Congrats! Laura is quite the secret keeper! Fred...you crack me up.

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  17. Congrats!!! I kept wondering, especially when Charlie told me again this week that you were having a baby. Laura you can keep a straight face good. :)

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