Kicked Out, Special Experience #271

For the few of you who look at my blog, and the even fewer who actually read It, I felt inspired to share a very special experience with you. This special experience is the 271st special experience of my life, so as you can guess it's very near and dear to my heart. I would put this experience somewhere between our first baby being born, and getting unexpectedly doused by a cup of cold water while taking a warm shower.

You may or may not know that last month I was able to take my small Boy scout group to a scout camp in Beaver, Utah, which is coincidentally named Beaver High Adventure Base.

  

While at Beaver we participated in some sweet activities like rock climbing, white water river rafting, climbing around on telephone posts, and shooting guns.

 Before starting the story I must also tell you about one very special boy in my group named Kaden. And as you can tell from this picture Kaden is special, and has to wear a helmet at all times to avoid injuring himself.  Okay so he's not that kind of special just really, really weird. Well Kaden and I have discovered a very special commonality between the two of us, that is, we both love to mess with people.

After much pondering, fasting, and praying, I have decided to name this short and incredible story:

KICKED OUT

Well we had just finished shooting rifles at the shooting range, and had moved on to the archery range, Kaden and Koy were already on thin ice for messing around and bugging Preston, the worker running the range, which didn't help our situation out at all. After shooting for quite a while we were getting a little bored and started coming up with more creative ways to shoot.

 Preston was off flirting with some girls and wasn't paying much attention. Kaden was lobbing the arrows in the air, trying to hit the target, which, at the time, I didn't know was against the rules, (pictured above) I then proceeded to take an action shot of said lobbing. Apparently lobbing arrows is frowned upon at beaver because when Preston saw what Kaden was doing he freaked out, he then came over to Kaden and said "That's strike three get off my range!" we weren't sure if he was joking or serious, as he is one of those goofy guys that is hard to read (he was after all, carrying around a toy pink flamingo in his backpack). Our uncertainty was put to rest when Preston yelled "GET OUT!!!!"

If Preston were a cartoon, this would be him.

Kaden exited the shooting area and we watched everyone else from the side. Of course It couldn't have just ended at that. We thought Preston seemed like a guy who liked to joke around and I thought a little laugh would smooth things over and calm him down so I told Kaden to go tell him sorry, shake his hand and pull him in for a hug. Theoretically this would have been followed by loud laughter, and Preston forgiving Kaden, however the act of laughing and forgiving definitely did not occur (at least not from Preston)

Preston was on the other end of the range still flirting with the girls, Kaden approached Preston, stuck out his hand, and said sorry, but instead of receiving Kaden's apology Preston rejected it yelling "NO" Well I guess Kaden was hell bent on getting a hug because he just bounced back and said "come on man, I'm sorry" and then forced a hug on Preston. A hug, as you know, is something you give to someone who you care about, and not to someone whom you are angry with, so you can imagine how well Preston received Kaden's hug, or perhaps a better term to use would be "rejected Kaden's hug" Preston retaliated with an even harder shove.

Here is a professionally filmed video of Kaden's attempted apology.

When the flirting girls realized that Kaden was an enemy of their potential boyfriend they were angered as well, and if you have had any experience with angry girls then you know that they are completely and totally relentless, and ruthless, and will say anything to hurt your feelings. The girls started ripping on Kaden using verbal attacks like "YOU'RE A JERK", "you'll never have a girlfriend", "you will never get married", and my personal favorite "Your clothes don't even match" (which actually was true as you can see in the photo he is wearing a tie dye shirt with plaid golfing slacks)

After being belittled and rejected in every way, Kaden returned to my side and we continued watching the others attempt to shoot bows. After watching for a few minutes Preston came back over and was observing Koy, Jacob, Drew, and Skyler. At this point Kaden decided to apologize yet again, saying "I'm Sorry, just shake my hand" but Preston wasn't having it, and said "I'll punch you, get away from me" Kaden continued to try to shake hands which only angered Preston even more. Finally I said "Come on Preston, shake his hand. Be the bigger man" After hearing this, Preston reached his boiling point and really lost it, saying, "You're out of here Kaden, get out!" Preston then looked at me and said "You too, you're out of here" Kaden and I just stood there confused, we weren't sure if he was for real or joking. Preston kept yelling at us to leave for a bit but we didn't know what to do, so we stayed. Finally after seeing that his forced authority was not intimidating us he yelled for the guy in charge of the whole shooting range "Zach.....Zach.....ZACH!!!" he then ran off to tell on us.

At this point Kaden and I just slowly walked off. As we walked away, the flirtatious girls started ripping on Kaden, saying once again "your clothes don't match", "you're a looser", and "you'll never have a girlfriend", we just continued on and then heard Zach (the range master) yell out to those still at the shooting range "You guys need to respect Preston and do what he says, he's in charge!"

We returned to our camp, alone, and I explained to Kaden that when you start messing with peoples heads they will respond in one of three ways. They will either laugh hysterically, do nothing because they don't get it, or get extremely angry (which is what Preston did). I also explained to Kaden that when a girl gets mad they become vicious, and will say or do anything to tear you down, or hurt you, even if their ridicule has nothing to do with the current argument, and to simply avoid girls for the rest of his life.